chrishallbeck:

Deep.
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel, via thefamousfour)

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via tundrawoman)

anarchistpizzahut:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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this sounds like something i would do

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princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:


Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared
gnosideicarpocraziani:

David Bowie.

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

(via ithappenedduringablink)

spoopyphilia:

spagghetto:

lermaniacforever-timetofangirl:

spagghetto:

I wanted my selfie to 

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but instead it only got

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This just blew my mind

I guess you could say it changed your

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on life

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(via pro8oscalypse-arisen)